Children and Motley Crue

Oh what a marvelous day outside! These are the kind of days that picnics are conceived on and happiness slips into our water. That is until you drive past a park on church grounds blasting "Sex and Candy". Thats when parents start to look at you with sour faces and dropped jaws while covering their childrens precious ears. Would it have been any better had I played Motley Crue or Khia perhaps? Hey, it was a classic song. Unfortunately, I must sacrifice this lovely day for a night in the kitchen training as the good old extern aka kitchen-bitch. Actually, I'm sacrificing the whole week. I think that the only reason for this sudden boom in hours is because the other cook quit and his replacement didn't pass the background check. HOORAH for background checks! HOORAH for cooks! Should I be pleased at this promotion or should I be dreading it???