Morning Meditation

You get a rude awakening. You hit the alarm clock until the snooze button breaks. You step into the shower and finally get a chance to breath. If only you didn't have work to go to. If only hot water lasted for hours. If only skin never got wrinkled and prune-like. If only your expensive shampoo and body exfoliant lasted forever...Refills consit of pouring water into the bottles and shaking them up. If only showers came equipped with reclining chairs to enhance the experience. If only water bills never existed. If only there weren't people behind you waiting for their hot water. Showers are one of the last places on Earth where you can be at peace and relax. I wish I can shower at work, at school, in the car, at the grocery store, in traffic, at the park....I'd be one hell of a relaxed person and certainly fresh....Instead of saying," Take it easy man!!!" I'd say ,"Take a shower man!!!" The whole definition would change. And for those people who just need a shower I'd say," You stink." Problem solved...